Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
He put her in a pumpkin shell
And there he kept her, very well.
This is the incomplete story of Peter Peter, The Pumpkin Eater... What follows is the more complete, tragic version, unknown to all until now, when I have finally released the truth to the unsuspecting world Mwhahaha
Heh heh but yah this is a twist on a popular nursery rhyme... Enjoy.
8 syllable lines
every two lines rhyme